1. 13:11 22nd Jul 2014

    Notes: 5208

    Reblogged from humansofnewyork

    Tags: I need this sometimes

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    humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

Thank you

    humansofnewyork:

    “People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

    Thank you

     
    1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
     
  2. 20:07 20th Jul 2014

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    Drinking night two: mom’s birthday addition

     
  3. 19:16

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    Reblogged from teachingliteracy

    Tags: samecan't wait for grad school!

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    I am the most Jersey at this moment, though! beccajgreennn

    I am the most Jersey at this moment, though! beccajgreennn

     
  5. I’m sitting in a beach bar with my parents listening to a Bruce Springsteen cover band. I am surrounded by older people trying to relive their youths and parents who dragged their children to see this band.

    I am the embodiment of New Jersey right now.

     
  6. 19:03

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    Reblogged from not-so-far-away

    megay:

    HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

    STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

    STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

    STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

    (Source: teshima--junta)

     
  7. 01:09

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    Reblogged from beccajgreennn

    Tags: yes

    (Source: o-jirre--god)

     
  8. 01:09

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    Hi hello I am drunk and my little brother is being the designated driver because he is the best.

     
  9. 00:55

    Tags: personal

    Drunk and I miss my boyfriend :’(