July 2012
60 posts
WHEN MY PET TRIES TO COCKBLOCK ME
thisworldisjustawesome:
howdoiputthisgently:
shame eyes
4 tags
Good things in my life
Next semester is coming up and all my friends will be around and in apartments and we can do cool shit
I am secured with an internship for next semester.
Not only did both places I interview with want me as an intern, but there were other hiring managers who were interested in my application. Fuck yes.
I had one of the best birthdays I can imagine that didn’t involve parties. It...
3 tags
1 tag
teacuptardis replied to your photo: Storm Chasers: Amateur Edition (Taken with…
your face! ahahahaha god i miss you
I miss you too! Let’s hang out really soon pretty please :3
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
Watchthe-impulsekids:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha
praise jesus its back
I FEEL LIKE I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS AGAIN
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
4 tags
Whiney, Pathetic post about how I'm sick
This was supposed to be the last bad day
Everything was supposed to be gravy from here on out.
I want to surgically remove my head right now because of all of the pain up in hurr’.
My head hurts because my ears hurt, my ears hurt because my throat hurts, my throat hurts because it’s an asshole.
I’ve been showering twice a day because I keep sweating through clothes. I thought...
4 tags
Watcheverreadyy:
hey. it’s been a really long time since i’ve posted anything on here
here is a video of me doing a cover of “Soul Meets Body” by Death Cab for Cutie
EDIT: the first tag is supposed to say “fuck off all normies” jesus christ
Awesome!
2 tags
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...”
–
From Richard Lederer - Crazy English
(via aimmyarrowshigh)
(via cavalrys)
3 tags
1 tag
